Sewing in the 21st Century

Here's the dilemma. You need a pattern - and quick - but just can't find the right "Big 4" pattern in the store. You don't have time to wait for a pattern arrive in the mail. Your favorite pattern has missing or torn pieces. However, thanks to the technology of the 21st century, I introduce to you... [drumroll, please] ePatterns ! Put your order in for one of these lovely patterns, and instantly you can print off the size and pieces you need. (Does instant gratification get any better than this?) Forget having to look through that stack of patterns for an essential missing pattern piece. No longer do you have to trace off different sizes. And forget being completely prepared to begin on your project - pins, pattern and fabric at the ready - only to be dismayed because of the pieces is missing and nowhere to be found. With ePatterns, just print-and-sew! With this kind of ease and convience, I have little to no excuse for not sewing...just add printer and fabric!